JAMB

This past week has felt like a collective emotional assault for every well-meaning Nigerian. It’s been especially heartbreaking for our young people, and those idealistic, determined youths who still believe in studying hard, passing exams, and earning a spot at a higher institution that might not ghost them with ASUU strikes.

But no. Nigeria, in her signature style, just had to remind them: “Na me born you, and I fit swallow you too.”

Enter JAMB 2025.

The beloved Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) puts students through a once-a-year trial by fire, deciding whether they’ll spend the next 12 months in a lecture hall or at a cyber café, trying again.

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JAMB became the center of national chaos. Thanks to the poor handling of the exams, a whole geopolitical zone reportedly faced severe technical glitches that turned ambitious students into statistical failures.

Not due to laziness. Not due to poor preparation. But because the system was asleep at the wheel. Or worse, completely unqualified to be driving in the first place.

He Was Sorry He Got Caught

After days of silence and growing outrage, the Registrar of JAMB, Prof. Ishaq Oloyede, finally emerged. And what did we get? An apology. And tears. Yes, real, wet, camera-facing tears. A masterclass in public performance.

Now, you’d think Nigerians would be furious. You’d expect people to ask the hard questions: Why did this happen? Who is responsible? How will JAMB ensure this never happens again?

But no. We clapped.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, educated Nigerians clapped for the performance. And then came the letters of solidarity. These letters came from universities, institutions, and other “prominent” individuals in the society. They hailed Prof. Oloyede for owning up to his mistakes and showing leadership by… crying?

At this point, my internal organs did a somersault.

In any country that respects the rule of law, Prof. Oloyede would have quietly packed up his office by now. Maybe even faced a panel. But here, we reward failure with a standing ovation. We console the perpetrator while the victims lick their wounds. It’s a spectacular reversal of roles that could only happen in Nigeria.

Let me break this down a little bit more. This man knew the problem existed. He admitted as much. But he said nothing. Until someone else found out.

It took an independent audit and the bravery of citizens asking questions before the truth surfaced. If nobody had “raised dust,” this would have been quietly buried under the carpet of governmental inefficiency.

So why exactly are we clapping? And for what are we clapping?

Are we clapping for the intentional silence that nearly robbed thousands of their future? For the fact that a national exam body that had a full year and a significant budget to conduct an exam, still couldn’t deliver the one job they had without a scandal?

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Understanding How Bad It Is

JAMB is not just any exam. It’s the exam. The golden gate to tertiary education in Nigeria. You get one shot a year. This isn’t a pop quiz. This is a full-blown rite of passage. And yet, officials handled it so carelessly that an entire region suffered. Entire dreams hung in the balance while someone somewhere was possibly tweaking spreadsheets or taking selfies with fiber-optic cables.

Now, before someone says “technical glitches happen everywhere,” allow me to introduce you to the concept of accountability.

In the UK, a member of the Royal Military Police blew the whistle on a misconduct cover-up involving a staff sergeant. No crying. No clapping. No letters of support. What did the government do? It launched inquiries, formed panels, and took action. Because that’s what responsible leadership looks like.

Meanwhile, here in Nigeria, we treat accountability like a foreign language. One we know exists, but can’t quite pronounce.

And what’s worse? This might not even be the first time. Remember 2018? When students mysteriously underperformed en masse and we blamed them for not reading hard enough? What if something was wrong then too—but nobody asked?

This isn’t about dragging individuals. It’s about setting standards. We cannot keep telling young Nigerians that their dreams are negotiable—that powerful people can fumble their futures and walk away with hugs and hashtags.

So, what should we do instead of clapping?

Here are a few actionable recommendations:

  1. Independent Audit of JAMB Operations: Not just this year, but past years where mass failures were reported. We need a forensic look at what’s going on behind the scenes.
  2. Suspend Officials Involved: Pending investigation, anyone directly involved in this technical failure should step aside. Not for punishment’s sake, but to maintain transparency.
  3. Public Report and Data Transparency: Let’s see the data. Let’s understand what went wrong, when it went wrong, and how it was (or wasn’t) fixed.
  4. Legal Reforms Around Public Examinations: Nigeria needs legal frameworks that protect students from systemic failure—where those in charge are legally bound to meet standards or face consequences.
  5. Reorientation of National Values: This is the hard one. We need to stop normalizing mediocrity and start rewarding actual integrity—not stage-managed tears.

Let’s stop clapping for failure.Let’s build a country where excellence is expected, not treated as a rare surprise. Because the future deserves better. And so do our kids.

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