If there’s one thing Nigerians can count on, it’s that we can’t count on anything—especially not electricity or affordable internet. Just when we thought we had seen it all, the national grid collapsed (again), and MTN decided that 2k data should now be 6k. At this point, we need to ask: who did Nigeria offend?
Picture this: You’re watching your favorite show, the vibes are right, then suddenly—gbam—darkness. The entire country is plunged into the familiar embrace of power failure because, once again, the national grid has collapsed. At this rate, the grid is competing with Arsenal’s title hopes; strong for a moment, then gone the next.
According to reports, Nigeria has experienced multiple grid collapses in just a few months, each one sending businesses, hospitals, and frustrated citizens into panic mode. For many, this means bringing out the legendary “I better pass my neighbor” generator, which, thanks to fuel prices, is now more of a museum piece than a backup plan.
But let’s be honest, is anyone even surprised? The grid collapses more often than a politician’s promises, the only thing that falls faster is the naira
As if surviving without light wasn’t enough, MTN woke up and chose violence. Out of nowhere, they decided that the same 2k data bundle that barely lasted a week should now cost a whopping 6k. Just like that, a whole 300% increase.
Now, Nigerians are being forced to rethink their entire internet lifestyle. Watching TikTok videos for fun? Better be sure it’s worth your entire month’s salary. Scrolling endlessly on Twitter? Hope you have a side hustle to afford it. Even WhatsApp voice notes are now premium content—“Please, text me abeg, data no dey.”
MTN claims this is due to rising operational costs and economic challenges. But when you compare it to other countries, it’s clear that Nigerians are being made to suffer unnecessarily. In Kenya, you can get unlimited data for what Nigerians are paying for a few GBs. So why exactly is our own different?
But if there’s one thing about Nigerians, we will always find a way to adapt. Cybercafés might just make a comeback as people look for cheaper alternatives. More people will start camping at their offices and cafes just to use free WiFi. And don’t be surprised if “hotspot abeg” becomes the new way to ask for help.
In the end, no matter how hard things get, Nigerians will still find a way to laugh through the pain, hustle through the hardship, and hope that one day, e go better. But until then, charge your phone when you see light, use data wisely, and if you see someone watching YouTube in 1080p, respect them—they’re not your mate.
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